Jessica Simpson Wants People to be Able to Hug Her

In her guest article for iVillage, Jessica Simpson says it’s important to dress casual so people aren’t scared to approach her.  “I would say that I’m pretty casual. I don’t ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that’s good.”

Oh sure, in theory she wants people to come up and give her a hug, but when I do it, it’s all, “The judge says you gotta stay 300ft away at all times.” Well, come on. Which is it. You want a hug or you want me to stay away. I’m getting mixed signals here.