Malin Akerman, whose boobs and bush we last saw in The Heartbreak Kid though I could be wrong (anyone?), is pregnant. This according to PEOPLE and they’re usually never wrong about these things. I hear they once announced a celebrity pregnancy before they even consummated.
This will be Malin’s first child with husband Roberto Zincone who she met while they were both in the band The Petalstones. That’s right. If you didn’t think you had a chance before, you sure as hell don’t now.