Not Even Playboy Wants Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden may have tweeted a “no” to the four porn offers she’s gotten since she’s turned 18 but she did tweet a “yes” to Playboy.

Though that may have been a little presumptuous. Playboy sources said “no thanks” explaining Courtney “doesn’t meet the standards of a Playboy model” and that she looks too “enhanced.”

Wait, that’s impossible. Off the top of my head, I can think of at least one person who looked just as enhanced. Audrina Patridge.

Don’t just listen to me. Stodden’s mom/manager, Krista Keller, doesn’t believe it either. She tells E!, “TMZ doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Clearly, their ‘sources’ are different than ours.”

Granted, I think TMZ’s sources are going to be a little better than Krista Keller’s sources which probably consist of her creepy neighbor and two drunks down at the bar.