The 64th Primetime Emmys were last night where Homeland ran away with four awards including the big one, Best Drama. Naturally, Modern Family took home the award for Best Comedy because it’s safe and Jon Cryer won for Two and a Half Men because there’s no accounting for taste. The most disappointing part of the night was when Aaron Paul won Best Supporting Actor in a Drama for Breaking Bad and failed to yell, “Yea, b*tch!”
While the awards were predictable, the red carpet was anything but. It was pretty exciting actually. Especially Nicole Kidman’s face. I’m sorry, did I say exciting? I meant terrifying. She looked like Michael Keaton in Tim Burton’s Batman. The only thing that could quell my screams of terror was Heidi Klum looking like she was spreading her legs.