Last night at the MTV Video Music Awards, Rihanna dared to walk through a crowd of common folk while performing her opening set for the show where she expressed her desire for us to be her sex slave while touching herself and thrusting her crotch into the air. After her performance, she rocked back and forth in the fetal position in the shower and chanted, “Unclean! Unclean!” Anyway, Rihanna ended up winning the award for Video of the Year.
In somewhat related news, Trishelle Cannatella, star of Real World and sitting topless in front of Ron Jeremy (NSFW), tweeted that when Rihanna tried to give Nicki Minaj a hug for winning Best Female Video, Nicki told her to “sit the f**k down.”
Omg #VMAs inside scoop. Nicki Minaj just told Rhianna to “sit the f**k down” when she tried to hug her!!! Love it!!!
— Trishelle (@TrishelleC) September 7, 2012
Someone fill an inflatable pool with Jell-O because we got a cat fight we need to settle. Rawr.
