Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are Getting Back Together

If The Sun is to be believed — and why wouldn’t they, they’re only wrong 50% of the time — Robert Pattinson is giving Kristen Stewart a second chance. They’ve been reconciling at the behest of Kristen’s dad at Reese Witherspoon’s California ranch. Yes, this makes complete sense.

“They pretty much decided they couldn’t live without each other. Kristen poured her heart out to Robert and told him it was a one-off and a mistake.”

“Rob sees it as Kristen made a really stupid mistake. After a lot of long tearful talks, they’ve worked it out. Rob can see how truly sorry Kristen is and has totally forgiven her. They really do love each other.”

The amount of lip biting and “um’s” during that awkward conversation must have been excruciating. It’d be like watching Twilight but without the saving grace of editing making it 20 times worse.