Robert Pattinson Liked to Lick Kristen Stewart's Armpits | The Blemish

Robert Pattinson Liked to Lick Kristen Stewart’s Armpits

By on September 7, 2012
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While and Taylor Lautner were promoting the new Twilight trailer at the MTV VMAs, was somewhere else. Probably in Toronto promoting On the Road in her first real public appearance since the breakup.

Anyway, before this whole Kristen Stewart banging the director story came out, she gave an interview with British Vogue where she said she wanted to have Robert Pattinson’s babies and that he loves to lick her armpits. Wait, what?

‘My God, I’m so in love with my boyfriend. I wish he were here now. I think I want to have his babies.

”I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don’t get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love – don’t you think that’s the whole point?”

That must taste disgusting. Like a blend of sweat, deodorant and dried Rupert Sanders spit. Robert Pattinson is a real freak. The only way this could be any weirder is if he had sex with it.

Kristen Stewart at the Toronto Premiere of “On the Road”
  • Stars at the Toronto Premiere of "On the Road"
  • Stars at the Toronto Premiere of "On the Road"
  • Stars at the Toronto Premiere of "On the Road"
  • Stars at the Toronto Premiere of "On the Road"
  • Stars at the Toronto Premiere of "On the Road"
  • Stars at the Toronto Premiere of "On the Road"
  • Stars at the Toronto Premiere of "On the Road"
  • Stars at the Toronto Premiere of "On the Road"
  • Stars at the Toronto Premiere of "On the Road"
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  • Guest

    “That must taste disgusting. Like a blend of sweat, deodorant and dried Rupert Sanders spit. Robert Pattinson is a real freak. The only way this could be any weirder is if he had sex with it.” LOL – What if she forgot to shave?

  • ap

    what she meant is Rupert like to lick her armpit not Rob.the vogue did this interview after the Austrilla SWATH promo.when she said that she loved her boyfriend and want a baby with him.she meant it for Rupert not Rob.couldnt she is so nasty to divulged their private sex life.Rob is always private and her she is so disrespectful about their privacy

  • guest

    she might be drunk during the interview to say something as armpit licking.how much more humiliation and embarrassment Kristen could do to Rob.Rupert should be the one licking her armpit they are both nasty.

  • gag

    Maybe her pussy was even worse tasting…

  • Lizzie

    Abit too much information, poor Rob he hasn’t got any privacy. I guess that’s the price of fame. I get that everyone makes mistakes but how can you be so in love with someone and still cheat?

    Plenty more fish in the sea Rob!