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The Voice fat curse continues. Shakira has confirmed that she’s pregnant. This will be her and Gerard Pique’s first child.

“As some of you may know, Gerard and I are very happy awaiting the arrival of our first baby! At this time we have decided to give priority to this unique moment in our lives and postpone all the promotional activities planned over the next few days.

“This means I will not be able to be a part of the iHeartRadio Music Festival, but I’m sure this weekend in Las Vegas will be spectacular and I will be closely following everything that happens there!

“I’d like to thank Clear Channel and my fans for their constant love and understanding.

“Big kiss! And will see you very soon! Shakira.”

Great. This is just what I need. To watch another hot chick balloon up while onĀ The Voice. You might as well just stomp on my erection while you’re at it.