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Talking to Britain’s Cosmo magazine, Mel B. says all the Spice Girls used to grope each other’s breasts when working together. Yes… go on.

 “I love boobs. Me and the other Spice Girls are always having a feel of each other’s – Geri came up behind me and grabbed mine the other day.”

And how did it feel? Did it feel good? Mm, yea. Tell me more. Oh, that’s it? *Snaps out of it, Pulls pants back up*

Mel turned serious talking about a cancer scare she had at 17 when she found a lump on her breast.

“I found a lump when I was 17 and freaked out. It turned out it was nothing but it terrified me. Ever since, I’ve always been one for checking, then double checking. I have three daughters and one stepdaughter so I’ll show them as they get older. My eldest [Phoenix, 13] does it already.”

This ties in nicely with the breast groping. You hear that ladies? You better let me fondle your breasts. Mark my words, one day you’ll be glad you let this weirdo drunkenly grab at your boobs.