Sorry for only a few posts today but it’s 108 degrees here and I only have a couple bums fanning me with leaves. And they’re starting to complain. “Oh I think I have heatstroke, Oh please don’t whip me so hard.” Wah wah wah.
- Kim Kardashian’s mink eyelashes are attached to her eyelids maybe.
- Dina Lohan says clever editing in her Dr. Phil promo makes her look drunk and not the drinks she had beforehand.
- Kate Beckinsale went to the dentist. The dentist probably had to sit down to hide his raging erection.
- Hey girl, Ryan Gosling is shopping for an engagement ring.
- Kendall Jenner looks pretty fit in a bikini on Instagram. (Site NSFW)