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By on September 14, 2012
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Sorry for only a few posts today but it’s 108 degrees here and I only have a couple bums fanning me with leaves. And they’re starting to complain. “Oh I think I have heatstroke, Oh please don’t whip me so hard.” Wah wah wah.

  • Kim Kardashian’s mink eyelashes are attached to her eyelids maybe.
  • Dina Lohan says clever editing in her Dr. Phil promo makes her look drunk and not the drinks she had beforehand.
  • Kate Beckinsale went to the dentist. The dentist probably had to sit down to hide his raging erection.
  • Hey girl, Ryan Gosling is shopping for an engagement ring.
  • Kendall Jenner looks pretty fit in a bikini on Instagram. (Site NSFW)
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  • Dr. Harry Wong

    Presuming that Kate Beckinsale’s dentist is a man is quite sexist of you.

    • This guy

      Fine. The dentist had to change lab coats to hide her wet labia majora. Happy?