Oh, DMX, don’t ever change. (via FD)
- Lady Gaga gained 25lbs. Blames dad’s pasta. Mm hmm. Suuure.
- Katie Holmes isn’t into old dudes anymore. Probably wants someone that can keep up with her. Someone that doesn’t wear lifts. Someone who isn’t required to have David Miscavige watch him have sex.
- Hey, everyone. Alessandra Ambrosio had a nip slip. TGIF, amirite?
- Eva Longoria did a photoshoot for Elle but all she did was eat. Oink oink oink.
- Kim Kardashian would trade places with Jesus for a day. Jesus weeps.
- Kate Middleton was betrayed by her country. Her nude photos were taken by a fellow countryman. Hey, tits are universal, alright?