Who Wants to See Paris Hilton in a Bikini | The Blemish

Who Wants to See Paris Hilton in a Bikini

By on September 24, 2012

Coming fresh off of saying most horny gays have AIDS, Paris Hilton spent time at the beach in Maui with her new non-gay, non-minority, non-AIDS infected boyfriend. It was the privileged white future she always dreamed of.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.asamota Daniel Asamota

    Ahhh, lay off Paris! I know for a fact she doesn’t really care who she dates. Her old grandpa does though, and he holds the purse strings! Even though Paris has made a lot of money, she’s spent much of it and ol’ grandpa Hilton ain’t too nice a guy!