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I have some disturbing news. Christina Aguilera revealed to Chelsea Handler last night that she doesn’t like to wear underwear. “I like to be as free as possible at all times. It’s just who I am.” Oh, I know. I feel a little queasy too.

Five years ago this would have been really hot. The day after this interview, photogs would have been sliding on the ground like penguins trying to get an upskirt shot of her. These days they’re more likely to stand a few feet away just in case they trip and end up falling underneath her dress. The blood curdling screams would beĀ deafening.