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Dita Von Teese gave some sage advice to Into the Gloss about how to be a lady while plugging her beauty book.

Apart from the laundry list of things a woman shouldn’t do in front of a guy, like dye their hair, she says about her book, “I’m going to tell you that you have to pluck the nipple hairs off your nipples before a date — I’m here to tell you that.”

That goes without saying doesn’t it? What other obvious suggestions is she going to give in her book? Before you sleep with a guy, make sure you don’t have any dingleberries?