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I don’t watch Revenge but Emily Van Camp’s GQ spread has me thinking I should start. She’s very… convincing, if you know what I mean. Wait, do you? I don’t want to give the wrong impression. It’s because of her boobs. Is that what you were thinking too? Yea? Oh man, that’s cool. We’re like connected on this deeper level like twins.

On playing her character: “Yeah, I always feel like I’m playing a character when I’m in a beautiful dress, with my hair coiffed. I like getting down and dirty. It’s really fun. There’s nothing better than setting an asshole’s house on fire. It’s those moments when I think “I love my job!”

On being a tomboy: “Definitely. I did ballet, which taught me how to be poised and graceful, but still, to this day I’d rather be fishing than going to some glamorous party. It’s so therapeutic.”

On how awesome Canada is: “Yeah, I miss it a lot. It’s so quaint, and there’s never some weird person hiding in the bushes in my hometown. I could see myself moving back. It’s just so mellow.”

What I gather from this interview is she has a bit of psycho in her and will put a dead barracuda in your vent for revenge before moving to Canada. I took a psychology class in college once so I know what I’m talking about.