In addition to a possible 20-something boytoy he fools around with, The Enquirer says Joe Simpson also has another pay-to-play gay lover. A long haired male escort named Joey Anderson to be exact. Joey told TNE that the two had a three-hour sex session in a $1,000/night suite at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in NY back in May.
Joey says Joe must have found his number on one of a few gay websites he advertises on. Now Joey can’t keep his mouth shut and is blabbing about his alleged affair for a nice size check.
“Over the course of two hours or so, we rolled around, kissed and gave each other oral. We’d take breathers and then start up all over again. He seemed to have an insatiable appetite for sex and never really appeared tired. I didn’t let on that I knew his real identity, and he never mentioned anything about Jessica or his family. I’ve been with a lot of men in my life, and by Joe’s actions that night, he’s gay.”
Ya think? What “actions” tipped you off, Joey. The fact that he called you up and brought you to a $1,000/night suite or that he blew you, another man, and stuck his dork inside you. Were you still not sure after all that? Did you really have to stop and think about it for a second?
“Whatever the case, I’m probably not the only one. After being a family man, and a religious one to boot, for all these years, I’m sure he’s out sowing his wild oats with a bunch of boys. Joe has lived a lifetime of deceit regarding his sexuality. Before the dust settles, I wouldn’t be surprised to hear about a lot more guys coming forward.”
According to Joey, Papa Joe is currently banging boys all up and down the PCH like a caged animal on a penis feeding frenzy.