Performing Like a Prayer at her MDNA tour in Dallas, Madonna’s rickety old legs couldn’t support her haggard body anymore causing her to fall on stage. She ended up trying to play it off by rolling around on the ground like, well, an old lady who just fell, before standing back up. E! called it “graceful” but that’s them being more than generous. I’ve seen more gracefulness from Christina Aguilera running toward a tray of bear claws.