After pictures of a, uh, “plumper?” looking Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher getting coffee came out, rumors started that Mila was pregnant.
Thankfully, Kunis’ rep told RumorFxi that she isn’t pregnant. Whew. Dodged a bullet there. If she was having Ashton Kutcher’s baby, I would have dropped to my knees and screamed and shook my fists at the heavens asking “why, god, why?!” It may seem a little dramatic but the same thing pretty much happens when they run out of banana peppers at Subway.