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Naked Taylor Momsen Looks Akward Naked

Taylor Momsen, sporting two black eyes, released a spoken word video for The Pretty Reckless and she’s completely naked in it. Momsen is just standing there. In the nude. Sort of like what your uncle does at Thanksgiving but with less drunken rambling and more reading a verse from her song Under the Water for Amp Rock TV’s initiative, The Words.

This video doesn’t come as much of a shock considering she’s been hanging out with porn star Jenna Haze. When you have friends like that, they sort of rub off on you.

In any case, this was a bit of a disappointment. I was expecting hotter. Instead, Taylor looks really creepy naked. Like one of those things that comes out of the tv and tells you you only have six weeks to live. Or like one of those people from an interment camp.

Anyway, if you’re on the fence about watching this, she’s 19 now so you won’t be getting a visit from the feds again and you can’t really see much no matter how hard you stare at it.

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Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
11 years ago

its pretty sad when a dude can’t accept a woman as simply beautiful.

Chewy
Chewy
11 years ago

But is she?

Alex
Alex
11 years ago
Reply to  Chewy

She is cute on her own way. Maybe you don’t like her but there are plenty of people that like her the way she is. With or withou nipples.

Gus
Gus
11 years ago

Even when that woman has no nipples!?

Jade
11 years ago

Well honestly, I’d like a girl with nipples. But hey, us guys need to like a girl for who she is, not entierly what she looks like.

Tyr
Tyr
11 years ago

That’s not a woman; it’s a MAN, baby!

whatever
whatever
11 years ago

The thinner they are the more they look prepubescant to me. Yes, she has boobs – but barely past training bra stage. Yes, she has hips but awkward teenage hips. She stands awkwardly. She looks like a girl, just developing her female shape, who’s raided her mother’s make-up… I still think the trend of tiny and thin promotes and supports a kind of subliminal pedophilia.