Taylor Swift’s legs cover the new Rolling Stone. Yikes, legs? The 1920’s knitting circle will be none too pleased about this.
Nevertheless, her interview with RS got off to a rocky start when she backed into a parked car while using Google Maps on her iPhone. A direct quote from Taylor right after the accident, “Oh, my God. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.”
If there wasn’t any context, I’d have assumed we just had sex. Amirite? High five!
I hope she left some hair on her pussy, ’cause naked she would look like a tall 10 year old.