The worst part about taking kids on a bike ride? The constant ET references. Oh, like we haven’t heard THAT one before.
- Amanda Bynes is still walking around New York City hiding her face from paparazzi because they still refuse to make her look pretty.
- Drew Barrymore, who I didn’t even know was pregnant, popped out a baby girl.
- Like every other singer with a lot of buzz behind them, Taylor Swift has been confirmed for a movie. She’ll be playing Joni Mitchell.
- Heather Graham really knows how to wear low cut tops well.
- Alicia Silverstone vs Olivia Wilde. Who ya got?
- Kate Gosselin’s tell-all book has been pulled from Amazon. It was for sale all of two days before legal times forced it off the site due to infringements. Turns out you can’t go rummaging through someone’s trash for hard drives and write a book based off the info.
- Here’s a preview for the 2013 Sports Illustrated calendar. It has everything you’ve ever wanted. Mainly girls in bikinis. Well, mostly girls in bikinis. Okay, all it has is girls in bikinis.
- Selena Gomez got the Roman numeral “76″ tattooed on the back of her neck. It symbolizes regret… I think.
- TLC gave Honey Boo Boo a raise because it’s always hilarious to see what would happen when you inflate a hillbilly’s ego too much.
- January Jones parked in a handicapped spot because it was close. Also, handicap spots are more of a suggestion. At least for celebrities.
