Uma Thurman gave birth to a girl back in mid-July and she and her husband Arpad Busson have only just now publicly released their daughter’s name. Presumably because it took this long just to write it out.
They named her Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson or Luna for short. You can’t see it but I’m shaking my head so hard I’m giving myself whiplash.
It’s like she couldn’t stick to one name so she chose all of them. And how is Luna short for that whole mess? It’s like those outsourced call centers in India where they say their name is something like Anirban DasGupta but you can call them Bob. Um… ok, sure… Bob.