Cameron Diaz Tried to Hit on Robert Pattinson, Failed

Robert Pattinson may be back with Kristen Stewart but that didn’t stop Cameron Diaz from hitting on him at the Gucci sponsored L.A. County Museum of Art’s Art + Film Gala on Oct. 27. It didn’t work.

“She was pretty obvious,” says one of three witnesses who watched Diaz come on to the Twilight star, 26. “Cam was seated next to Rob at dinner. She was touching his arm, doing her big Cameron laugh at everything he said and trying really hard. He was polite, but not having it.”

Yikes. That has to be terrifying. To have Cameron Daiz’s Joker-esque mouth widen like a snake about to inhale a mouse as she laughs a little too loud at the stupid joke you just made. Calm down, woman. Don’t make me call Batman.