Is Jenny McCarthy still promoting her book? If you read the title to this post, you’d know the answer by now. The answer is yes, okay? According to someone who was actually willing to lose a few brain cells in order to read Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic, they report that in one chapter, Jenny described how she got so high on ecstasy that she tried to have sex with a tree. I can only assume the tree looked like any one of these (sort of NSFW Google image search).
The story goes that she took one too many hits and ended up naked and bracing herself against a tree. “The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping,
In another related passage, McCarthy says God once spoke to her chanting, “Bimbos in limbo.” Nice burn, God or whoever it was that found her high, naked and splayed out on her back.