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Lindsay Drinks Two Liters of Vodka Per Day

By on November 30, 2012
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Lindsay Lohan has turned back to alcohol because she’s been so stressed about her financial situation and impending probation violation. This according to a source who says she’s drinking two liters of Vodka per day.

She’ll start in the morning with a nice Vodka cereal and continue throughout the day with buttered Vodka toast and a nice steak Vodka dinner. When she was arrested Thursday morning, she had been drinking all day and by night time, she was a sloppy mess. They say friends have given up trying to help because she’s an angry drunk.

Sounds about right except for the two liters part. Two liters? I can barely get through half a liter before my liver starts to revolt. She’s like the Robocop of Vodka. Instead of her retina flashing “target acquired” for bad guys, it flashes when she sees a bottle of Grey Goose.

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