At first glance, those two items up top seem related but trust me, they’re not. Over the weekend, Rihanna Tweeted the above photo of a shirtless Chris Brown with his pants half-way down his legs sleeping in bed. This all but confirming rumors that the two are “doing it.” She captioned it “Dis ni**a….” Aw, man. Don’t leave us hanging. This guy what? Punched you in the face 100 times?
In semi-related news, Chris Brown deleted his Twitter account after getting into a Twitter fight with a female comedian and writing that he’d take a dump in her eye.
It all started when Chris tweeted a photo of himself with the caption, “I look old as f**k! I’m only 23.” Comedian, Jenny Johnson, who’s been taking shots at Chris over the years ever since he beat Rihanna, responded with, “I know! Being a worthless piece of s— can really age a person.”
And Brown, being Brown, fired back with “Take them teeth out when u Sucking my d**k HOE,” with Johnson tweaking the singer’s typo by writing, “It’s ‘HO’ not ‘HOE’ you ignorant f**k.” Then it went to Brown writing, “I should fart while ur giving me top,” and then back to Johnson, “Your mom must be so proud of you.” Then back to Chris, “mom says hello… She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina.” And back to Johnson, “YOU FLIRT!”
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) November 25, 2012
Chris put out a couple more tweets before he closed his account. One of which was, “Let me leave this bitch alone … it’s good to know my worth by listening to a bitch that is worthless! #win #bushpigswag,” to which of course Johnson had to respond, “Okay. I’m done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to s**t and fart on me … I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.” Finally, Brown wrote, “Don’t run for support now … Lol. Ur a comedic writer!!! If u can take a dick, u can take a joke.”
The coup de grâce tweet from Brown was just simply, “Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????” Well, judging by the the picture she posted, apparently not.
Get some help. Seriously. RT @chrisbrown: Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) November 26, 2012
This whole thing sounds pretty lame and I’m not even sure why he deleted his Twitter. A comedian blasted Chris and he said he would sh*t in her eye. It’s not like he threatened to find her and punch her in the face. It’s like if you poked an angry bear and all it did was cup a fart and throw it at you.