Violet delights in repeatedly poking Ben Affleck in the eyes.

That was unexpected

  • Chris Brown is a model now [Celebitchy]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio shot down Demi Moore which should be a surprise to no one because Demi isn’t a Victoria’s Secret model. [Celebslam]
  • Kim Kardashian is attending the Marine Corps Ball for some odd reason [IDLYITW]
  • Rihanna confirms she has been getting laid [GossipOnThis]

But this was expected

  • Even though Scarlett Johansson isn’t a supermodel, DiCaprio isn’t going to say no [CDL]
  • Keira Knightley and Ellen DeGeneres get their tea party on [ASL]
  • Christina Aguilera’s album might be a total flop [AmyGrindhouse]
  • Quotables: The Executive Producer of Liz & Dick Has Some Stuff to Say About Lindsay [EvilBeetGossip]

Something needs to be said

  • Miley Cyrus’ boots are rocking [CityRag]
  • Bernice Marlohe, who’s in the new Bond film, looks good in Esquire Mexico (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • 10 Hottest Celebrities Who Are Freakin’ Nuts on Twitter [Popcrunch]
  • Stephen Spielberg’s ‘Lincoln’ Review [Bullz-Eye]

Together forever

More pics

  • I hope Georgia Salpa got drunk at the Captain Morgan event [MoeJackson]
  • Tamara Sure is Loaded [Hollywood Rag]
  • Taylor Swift in embellished J. Mendel gown [Trend911]
  • People’s Choice Awards Nominations 2013 (FULL LIST) [RightCelebrity]