Acer paid Megan Fox to be in their commercial for the Aspire S7 ultrabook. It.. was really awkward. The story is Megan is passionate about marine life and wants to talk to dolphins. This is otherwise known as dumb ideas that girls think will give their life meaning and make a difference in the world. It’s like if I went on a hunt for a unicorn or tried to create a mathematical formula for how cute an animal is. Oh, well, see, there are so many variables. For example, how many feet does it have, how lightly does it twitch it’s nose and, most importantly, how wovable it is.
Usually when kids draw on their mom’s wedding dress, she’d be asking for “the stick.” You know, to beat them mercilessly with.
Cuba Gooding Jr. spent his Labor Day on a beach in Malibu, CA where he did things like point to the camera and show off his white ass.
Joan Rivers remains in the hospital on life support with sources saying she’s completely reliant on machines to help her survive.
Not sure what happened today, but it looks like the internet blew its load.
Lady Gaga got served or whatever.
Kate Upton posed topless while simultaneously flipping off the camera.
Redfoo, member of since disbanded LMFAO and now reality TV judge, was glassed at a Sydney pub last week.
A video snapchat of an erect penis started floating around Thursday evening as a picture of one is want to do.