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Al Roker has a case of the laryngitis and couldn’t do the weather this morning on the Today Show but dammit, the weather needed to be done. What hero could save us from the uncertainty of the sky? Scarlett Johansson, that’s who.

With a spring in her step and a sparkle in her eye, Scarlett read the weather like a seasoned pro. Showers in the south? Bam, nailed it! Snow in the northeast. Bam, nailed it! Screw you, Mother Nature. Scarlett Johansson just spat in your eye by telling you what you’re going to do before you even do it. How you like them apples?