candice-swanepoel-vs-st-barts

If I ever went on a date with Candice Swanepoel, I’d hit on her by saying, “Wow. You’re pretty. You should be a model or something.” She’d be all confused and say, “But… I am a model.” Then I’d say, “See? I was right!,” and then she’ll giggle and then we’ll, like, do it.