Chris Pratt (Parks and Rec) is one of the stars in Katheryn Bigelow’s Zero Dark Thirty, a movie that seems to be a lock for an Oscar this season. Anyway, he was on Conan this week talking about his role in the film. Specifically, how he got ripped in five to six months to look like he belonged on Seal Team Six but then immediately went back to being a fatty gaining sixty pounds for another role.
You pudgy b*tch. I say that with love of course.