Paraguayan model Claudia Galanti was at the beach in Miami doing a vigorous workout. I’m sorry, did I say vigorous? I meant to say the complete opposite of that. Is she really working out with two water bottles? Those are probably the equivalent of 1 lb weights in each hand. She might as well be holding air.
Luckily she ended that farce and went back to sunbathing in a bikini and taking pictures of herself in bikini and sending those pictures of herself in a bikini either to Instagram or Twitter or, wait, is that my phone I hear? *Checks phone, stares at empty screen, sighs*