Behold! Jessica Simpson’s new Weight Watchers commercial where they decided she finally lost enough weight to shoot her from the neck down.
It’s your usual weight loss commercial wherein they make a celebrity relatable to us knuckle-draggers by saying, “I love food too! Just like you, fatty!” Then they have her twirl around and stand up on the edge of a pickup trick which surprisingly doesn’t flip over. How? I don’t know. Movie magic, I guess.