Jennifer Aniston Is in a Bikini

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux spent Christmas Eve in Cabo just hanging out at their fancy hotel walking around in bikinis. Well, Jennifer was. Justin wasn’t in a bikini. Because that would be weird, right? A man wearing a bikini? Heh heh. *Covers up bikini with bathrobe* What? I like the way it feels, okay?

Anyway, Jennifer’s nipples fully erect again. Those things are perennially hard. You could probably cut glass with those things.