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Jessica Simpson needed 7 months after the birth of her daughter to lose 50 lbs as part of her Weight Watchers contract. The first commercial she filmed for Weight Watchers only showed her from the waist up because she didn’t lose enough weight, but the second one shot in November actually shows her entire body and she kind of looks good.

Of course, this means nothing now because the rumor is she’s pregnant all over again which means all the dieting and hard work is about to be undone in about two weeks when she stuffs her face into a bucket of KFC like an ostrich with its head in the sand. The only words you’ll hear from Jessica from now on is, “nom nom nom.”