Over Christmas, Jessica Simpson revealed the worst kept secret. That she’s pregnant. Again. She did the big reveal by tweeting a picture of her daughter sitting next to the words “Big Sis” written in the sand. Which is amazing because that kid is barely over 6 months and she’s already writing at a first grade level. “No, Jessica probably wrote that in the sand herself then put her kid there.” Pfft. It’s just like you to say that. You’re probably one of those holocaust deniers too, aren’t you?