Over Christmas, Jessica Simpson revealed the worst kept secret. That she’s pregnant. Again. She did the big reveal by tweeting a picture of her daughter sitting next to the words “Big Sis” written in the sand. Which is amazing because that kid is barely over 6 months and she’s already writing at a first grade level. “No, Jessica probably wrote that in the sand herself then put her kid there.” Pfft. It’s just like you to say that. You’re probably one of those holocaust deniers too, aren’t you?
Justin Bieber ran his ATV into a minivan in Ontario last Friday which ended with him and the other guy getting physical.
Eiza Gonzalez should be the new Megan Fox now that Megan Fox is the old Megan Fox.
The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge seems like so long ago ever since those celebrity nude leaks but people are still doing them.
Usually when kids draw on their mom’s wedding dress, she’d be asking for “the stick.” You know, to beat them mercilessly with.
Cuba Gooding Jr. spent his Labor Day on a beach in Malibu, CA where he did things like point to the camera and show off his white ass.
Joan Rivers remains in the hospital on life support with sources saying she’s completely reliant on machines to help her survive.
Not sure what happened today, but it looks like the internet blew its load.