I nominate Ed Helms for luckiest man alive.


  • IKEA Monkey is Locked Up and They Won’t Let Him Out [gossiponthis]
  • What Real Black Brazilian Bangers Look Like: Meet Raquel Villar, Nanda Lisboa, Fabiana Claudino, Aline Prado, And More [Video] [bossip]
  • Kanye’s leather skirt helps raise money [socialiteLife]
  • Beyonce bought Jay-Z a $4.8 millon watch [celebslam]
  • Wait for It—Kristen Stewart Shows Emotion [evilbeet]
  • The Nurse Who Got Pranked Hanged Herself After She Wrote Three Suicide Notes [IDLYITW]


  • Jennifer Giminez Defends Best Friend RHOBH’s Brandi Glanville Against Drug Addict Rumors; Plus, Results Of Brandi’s Surgery! [realitytea]
  • LeAnn Rimes fills up her white Range Rover in Calabasas [ICYDK]
  • ls 14-year-old marriage Robin Wright Penn a “fraud,” says he’s never had love [starcasm]
  • Jessica Simpson baby watch [CityRag]

Ha! Ha!

  • Kim Kardashian’s “size 4? is spilling out of her awful, too-small, peplum’d skirt [celebitchy]
  • Track Palin Divorcing Wife Britta Hanson After 18 Months [dailystab]
  • Justin Bieber Murder/Castration Plot Foiled by Police [Yeeeah]



  • Golden Globe Nominations Announced [popcrunch]
  • Who Is Going Home On The X-Factor Tonight ? [CDL]
  • Barbara Walters Grills Chris Christie About his Weight: VIDEO [bitten&bound]