There was a rumor going around last week that Simon Cowell was dropping Britney Spears from X Factor because he didn’t get the crazy, mentally unstable Britney he paid $15 million for and who he was hoping would boost ratings. Instead he got the catatonic Britney who left grease stains all over her dressing room couch.
Today TMZ reports that Britney will be leaving X Factor on her own terms. A graceful, non-humiliating exit, if you will. Sources say Britney wants to focus on her music, ie., collaborating with Will.i.am and perfecting her fake English accent on an 8th album. “Britney loves Simon, she likes Demi Lovato but her thing is music.”
I doubt Britney knows what’s going on half the time. I’m half expecting her to say, “Wait, Demi Lovato is the person that sits next to me? Nevermind. I hate that b*tch.”