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Not to be outdone by those other models’ names that I can’t spell, Candice Swanepoel did her own Victoria’s Secret photo shoot in St. Barts on Tuesday. It was glorious.

If I ever met Candice, I would just stand there slack-jawed, wide-eyed and drooling. She could poke me in my unblinking eye and instead of “ow,” the only sound you’d hear is “squish.”