Evan Rachel Wood Is Pregnant

A rep for Evan Rachel Wood confirms that she’s about to get real fat. “Evan Rachel Wood and husband Jamie Bell confirmed that they are expecting their first child later this year. The couple is thrilled.”

Wow. Evan Rachel Wood is married? When did that happen? *Reads rest of the article* Oh, on Oct. 30 in a top-secret bash. The day before Halloween. That’s fitting considering she was engaged to Marilyn Manson before.