Justin Bieber was in Miami today and stepped out of his hotel in his boxer briefs. For what reason, I do not know. Maybe he wanted to show off 3rd world famine sculpted body or the fact that his boxer briefs don’t even wrap around his skinny thighs like they’re supposed to. I’ve seen 12-year-old girls more built than Justin Bieber. Wait, I mean, no. I imagine 12-year-old… Dammit. How do I get out of this?
