Shakira posted a picture of her pregnant belly on Twitter saying she and Gerard Pique would like to share the imminent birth of their first child with us. Um, I have a couple questions. I sort of get why she’s in a bikini top but why is his shirt off? Is it for symmetry or did he just wander here from a Calvin Klein commercial? To be honest, it’s kind of weird. But not as weird as Shakira’s swollen belly. God, pregnant women are so creepy.