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According to the Illinois Times, Tom Donovon, a Springfield pastor, either by divine intervention or anonymous sex partner, managed to get himself handcuffed and ball-gagged. He remained calm throughout his 911 call explaining that he was stuck in a pair of handcuffs, or rather, stuck in a pair of hankuhs that he was “playing with” and that he needed help getting out before it became a “medical emergency.”

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