Today’s roundup of the web is brought to you by Nicole Kidman giving Jimmy Kimmel a lap dance.



  1. Brooke Burke finishes working out. [GCeleb]
  2. Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t wake up before 11 because she’s an artist. [Celebitchy]
  3. Victoria Beckham says people expect the best from her but Marc Jacobs just gives her his pity. [Lainey]
  4. A presumptuous Anne Hathaway might have a team of writers working on her Oscar acceptance speech. [EvilBeet]
  5. No news about Lindsay Lohan today because I’m just waiting for that story about how she inevitably screwed herself into jail. [Popbytes]
  6. You may not know who Sam Bowden is, but you’ll be happy to know she takes Twitter very seriously. (Very NSFW) [DrunkenStepfather]
  7. Kim Kardashian offered Kris Humphries a $10 million payoff after she filed for divorce. This marriage wasn’t a sham at all. [IDLYITW]
  8. Being married to Khloe Kardashian can drive anyone to seek the comfort of strippers. [Celebslam]