Alison Brie talked to David Letterman the other night about an almost-stalker foot fetishist pleading with her to be her platonic foot masseuse. For most women, their initial reaction would be to run. Truth is, that’s sort of what Alison did. But this man was persistent. Her feet were too lovely to just give up. Following her around, he was insisted they exchange numbers so she’d be able to call him any time for a completely platonic foot massage. Long story short, she gave him his number. I mean, who doesn’t want a free foot massage. Amirite?