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The newest revelation to come out of Lady Gaga’s court case is her rider. It’s every bit as ridiculous as you think a rider from Lady Gaga would be. Celebuzz has the document scans but Spin took the time to cull the most inane requests.

Among the things Gaga requires: white leather couches, black satin drapes, fresh roses, a glam rock vibe with vintage rock posters from her favorite artists David Bowie, Queen, Elton John and Billie Holiday, lavender, “2 large fluffy lavendar towels; 2 lavendar hand towels; 2 lavendar wash cloths; lavendar handsoap, body wash; face soap; 2 new seafoam luffas; small candle in the bathroom,” and the coup de gras, “manquin [sic] with puffy pink public [sic] hair.”

It’s unclear what the pink pubed mannequin is for other than being a pain in the ass to whoever needs to fill those requests. At least she didn’t ask that the pubes be real. There’s nothing more awkward than seeing a guy or girl just standing around yanking out their pubes and gluing it on a mannequin. Trust me.

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