If you watched the Grammys last night, you may have seen Taylor Swift’s Alice in Wonderland/Saw inspired opening act in which she tried her hardest and failed at doing a British accent while deadpanning, “So he calls me up and he’s like, ‘I still love you,’ and I’m like, ‘I’m sorry, I’m busy opening up the Grammys. And we’re never getting back to together, like, ever.’”
Because Taylor Swift is still stuck in high school, this was her way of doing a little nod to Harry Styles who she dated for about two months (?) before he offended her as often happens in every one of her relationships.
For some reason it’s always the guy’s fault and the innocent little girl act is getting tired fast but I will say this. She at least had fun at the Grammys unlike some other people. Ahem, Jay-Z. That being said, I’ve put a collection of GIFs of Taylor singing along to almost every performance on the next page. Thanks, E!. This only slightly, very slightly redeems Taylor.