Did you vote for the robot, diamond ring, helicopter or guitar to be the new Monopoly game piece? Well tough luck, chump. Spinsters the world over have spoken and the new Monopoly token will be a cat. Replacing the iron, the cat will join the racecar, shoe, thimble, top hat, wheelbarrow and battleship as possible pieces to choose from. A cat. Over a robot. What’s wrong with you people?!