A bum outside a LA drugstore went up to Britney Spears and said, “Please help me. I’m at the end of my rope!” Apparently it wasn’t a comedy bit he was doing.
Britney took pity, went to an ATM, withdrew $100 and gave it to the guy. He “shrieked in surprise when he suddenly hoisted her in a bear hug.” $100. That’s like 2 bottles of the good stuff.
But “the store’s security guard came running and snatched the money out of the guy’s hand shooing him away.” Because vagrants, amirite?
Britney, however, said “No! No! Give this man his money back! I gave it to him.” Then the bum went to the nearest convenience store to buy a bottle of Macallan. Everyone left happy. Except for the security guard who was this close to stealing $100 from a bum.