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Gerard Butler Finally Remembers Sleeping With Brandi Glanville

Back in January, Gerard Butler was asked for some tips after Brandi Glanville rated him an 11 out of 10 in bed. Gerard’s only response to that question was, “Who’s Brandi Glanville?” The sound you heard after was Brandi’s heart free falling into her stomach.

Three months later, Gerard finally figured out who that blonde chick he banged was and by golly, it was Brandi Glanville.

Butler admitted to Howard Stern that he slept with her but that when he met her at a beach party, she didn’t tell him her last name or what she did. “We hung out, we had a bit of fun and then suddenly, one day, I’m walking down the street and this papper (photographer)… runs up in my face and says, ‘So, Brandi Glanville says you’re great in bed…’ You know what I said? ‘Who’s Brandi Glanville?’ because, one, I didn’t know her last name, and, two, I didn’t know she was a celebrity – and I didn’t know she was gonna go and f**king tell people about it.”

Gerard felt bad about it and called her up saying, “One, I’m not very happy that you did that because there are certain things you’ve got to keep a little private, and, two, I’m sorry because I said I didn’t know who you were.”

Meanwhile, Brandi kissed and pet her Gerard Butler hair doll and said silently to herself, “He called me back. It works! It really works!”

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